Friday, June 25, 2010

Damsel In Distress

Just got this email....

Please, it is none of my intention to put this on here, but i really need your assistance right now. I also really don't mean to inconvenience you in any way, but i made a little trip to United Kingdom, and i'm sorry i didn't fill you in on this. I just misplaced my passport and credit cards, and i know this may sound odd, but it all happened very fast. I need to get a new passport, and get on the next available flight home. I've been to the embassy here, they're willing to help, but i'm out of cash. Can you loan me some money? I'll be willing to repay you as soon as i return.

Please do reply as soon as you get this message, so i can forward the details as to where to send the money, i can also pick it up using an I.D which was issued to me by the embassy. You can reach me via the hotel's desk phone if you can. The numbers are, 011447035936866.

I await your response

I think I'd be more impressed if the hotel's desk phone wasn't a mobile!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

More Money - This Time From Belfast!

Just received this! Someone in Belfast wants to give me £3.6 million! I am soooo lucky!


I understand that through Internet is not the best way to link up with you because of the confidentiality which my proposal demands.

However, I have already sent you this same letter one month ago,but I am not sure if it did get to you since I have not heard from you, hence i am constrain to reach you through the Internet which has been abused over the years.

I wish to notify you again that You were listed as a Heir to the total sum of (Three Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased.(Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you). We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the Heir to the inheritance funds.

Please indicate your interest immediately for us to proceed. I shall feed you with full details of this transaction upon receipt of your reply towards this proposal.

All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Mr.Anthony Martin Esq.
Clive Fullerton
Trevor Smyth & Co
Chester House, 13 Chichester Street,
Belfast, BT 1 4JB
Private Telephone +4470111 83445

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Yippee - $7.7 million for me!

Dear Respected,

My name is Miss Lidana Williams a 19 years old girl, My mother died with her baby during delivery and my father Hon. Mr Felix Williams later died last year as he was poisoned by his family brother. My late father was a wealthy Gold and Diamond miner and on several government appointments, on that the $7.7 million Usd was legitimately earned and deposited with an international bank here, concerning the deposited $7.7 million usd, I am contacting to help for its investment in your country and I have the inheritance Will as the Rightful owner and every other deposit proves and papers.

I got your contacts and your profile during my desperate search for a foreign partner, I contacted you to seek for your partnership to assist me to move this money to your country for investments.

My questions are; (1) what will be your percentage for your noble assistance?? (2) Can you be of help to invest the money into Real Estate or Hotel management as soon as you received the funds? (3) Can it be possible for me to further studies in your country ?
Note that this is 100% legitimate and will forward every details and related deposit documents as soon as you write me.Please get back to me with this mail

Best regards,
Miss Lidana Williams.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Midnight Cover

Hodder are working on the cover of the new Jack Nightingale book - Midnight - which will be published in January next year.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Money From Teddy Chambers!

I get a lot of emails from Teddy Chambers these days, offering me lots of money. I suspect he might be Nigerian ;-)


On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Eng. Jьоrgen Krьоgger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Eng. Jьrgen Krьgger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30, 100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good. Eng. Jьrgen Krьgger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. He was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during hislife time. Late Engr. Jurgen Krugger died on the 13th day of December 2004 at the age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution.According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time. Note:You are advise to contact me with my personal email

I await your prompt response.

Yours in Service,

BARRISTER TEDDY WILLIAMS ESQ.PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh.Esq Markus Wolfgang,Smith Esq


Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Money From The UN! Yippee!!!

This just in. I love the email address of the ambassador! These NIgerians have a great sense of humour!



This email is to notify you about the release of your outstanding payment which is truly $4.7 million. The Federal Government scheduled a time frame to settle all foreign debts which includes Contract/Inheritance/Gambling/Lottery (Sponsored by Microsoft and UK National Lottery) and other international loans.

News had it that over the past,numerous individual(s) who happen to be impostors (claiming to be individuals, banks and organizations) are claiming to release numerous sums of fund via numerous ways. You have two options to receive your payment which is either a Pin Based ATMcard or Certified Cashiers Check.You are advised to select one out of the two options on how you wish to receive your $4.7 million. Your ATM card or Check/Bank Draft will be shipped via FedEx Shipping Company and would get to you within 2 to 3 working days at most.


The actual fees for shipping your financial document is $150.99 but because Fedex have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping as stated on their website: had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual $150.99 to $130.95 nothing more and no hidden feesof any sort because all the paper works has been perfected.

You are advised to contact the dispatch officer responsible for the shipping of your Check or ATM card with the following information for shipping of your payment C heck or ATM card.

Dispatch Officer: Mr.Scott martins
Tel: +44 (0)7010306274

And provide him with the following information:

Your full Name...
Your Address:................
Home/Cell Phone:...................
Preferred Payment Method (Check or ATM):................

The dispatch officer will provide you with instructions on how you are to make payment of the $130.95 only for the shipping of your ATM card or Cashiers Check.

Remember that you are not paying any fees extra no matter what. Once again note that the actual Fedex Retail Price: $150.99 Your Price (Because of our contract signed):$130.95.

Amb. Anthony Moore
UN Envoy (Uk Region)