Friday, May 6, 2011

And Still The Money Pours In!

This just in! How lucky am I?

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Fiorentino Ramos, I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the WILL.

I wish to notify you that Late Engr. Fiorentino Ramos made you a beneficiary to his WILL.He left the sum of Twenty two million five hundred thousand United States Dollars ($22,500.000.00USD)to you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good.

Engr. Fiorentino Ramos until his death was a member of the European Federation of Engineering Consultancy Associations. He had a very good heart and was a philanthropist. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time.

Late Engr. Fiorentino Ramos died on the 13th day of January 2010, at the age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution. According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society.

Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time through the email address or phone number below.

Email: juanhernandez3@ibibo.com
Phone: +34 688 219 721

Yours in Service,
Abogado Juan M. Hernandez

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Money From Washington!

This just in!


WORLD DEBT RECOVERY COMMITTEE
98540 EAST OLYMPIA
WASHINGTON DC
USA
c/co FEDERAL FUND MONITORS(FFM)
West-Africa
eMAIL fundmonitorofficemail@yahoo.co.jp
PHONE +234-8085748096

UNCLAIMED FUND NOTIFICATION

I am Rev (Dr) .Patrick Wilson of the newly inaugurated World Debt Recovery committee (WDRC).My committee has a mandate to recover unpaid debts associated with NNPC contracts,Lottery fund, inheritance fund, loans and grants etc ranging from $1M-$19.5M owed to various beneficiaries and companies across the globe (Asia, Europe, USA, Africa, and Australia) and submit the list of the unpaid beneficiaries/companies to the 2 appointed official paying Banks for immediate payment of the fund.
In the course of our investigation, your email address/particulars were shortlisted among the first fifteen individuals yet to be paid hence this email. However, we received a petition today from one Mrs. Christina Morgan that you are dead. According to her, you died in a plane crash as such your fund should be paid to her as the apparent heir. She has also submitted her Bank account with Bank of America for the transfer of the fund to her.
To avoid undue delay or paying the fund to wrong individual/beneficiary, I have decided to contact you for confirmation. If I fail to hear from you after 72 hours, it will be assumed that the petition of Mrs. Morgan is true and the fund will be paid to her without further delay. Therefore, if you are still alive, reconfirm your particulars,
(1) Your full name.
(2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) company's name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Copy of int'l passport or any scanned identity to prove yourself.and how you want
your fund paid to you immediately for the attention of the paying officer.

Pls Only send response to my office email address: fundmonitorofficemail@yahoo.co.jp

Yours Sincerely
Rev (Dr) .Patrick Wilson
PHONE +234-8085748096

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Midnight - Today Is Publication Day!



Midnight is published in mass market paperback today so will hopefully be in a bookshop or supermarket near you! It's the second in the Jack Nightingale trilogy and the third, Nightmare, is already done and dusted.

I've just started work on a new eBook - The Bestseller - about a writer who kills (literally) to write a bestselling novel. Hopefully it'll be done by the summer which is when I have to start on the new Spider Shepherd novel. The Spider Shepherd novel for this year is already done - Fair Game will be out in July. The one for next year will be about home-grown Islamic terrorists and I'm still trying to work out whether or not to set it during the Olympics.... The danger is that I'll be caught out by events. We'll see!

Friday, April 15, 2011

Great Review For Bangkok Noir In The Pattaya Mail


I contributed a story to Bangkok Noir, a book of short stories which has just been published in Thailand by my good mate Christopher Moore. (The book was my idea, but that's another story!) Half the profits go to charities in Thailand, which is good news!

Anyway, we've just had a glowing review in the Pattaya Mail.

Click Here to read it

My story is another from my Inspector Zhang collection, in which he solves a mysterious murder on board a plane flying to Bangkok.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Money From South Africa! Hurrah!

This is just in -

3/5 Commercial Rd,
Durban 4001,South Africa.

Dear Friend,

I got your contact today,with hope you are reliable and trustworthy.

Am the head of the contract award committee and 14 project allocation manager, of the Department of Minerals and Natural Resources in Durban-Southafrica.
I need your assistance to bank (USD10.5M) and subsequent investment it on properties in your country urgently. You will be required to.

(1) Assist in the banking safely of the said funds
(2) Advise on lucrative areas for investment
(3) Assist in purchase of properties.

If you can render your assistance in this regard, 20% of the total investment sum will be for you as your commission. It will be done under a legitimate process so that we will not breach any
international or local laws governing the same. Making it a 100% risk free. For the confidenciality of this business. Kindly reply back to me using: s.chakazulu@contractor.net
I wait in anticipation of your reply and co-operation.

Best Regards,

Solomon Chakazulu
Private Box: s.chakazulu@contractor.net

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Bangkok Bob - in German




Bangkok Bob and The Missing Mormon has been translated into German and will be in the stores later this year. Here's an advance preview of the cover, and its much shorter title!

Friday, April 8, 2011

New Poster For Midnight


Hodder have just sent me the new poster for Midnight, which comes out in mass market paperback later this month. I think it looks cool...