Teaching Maths In Britain

This was just sent to me. Yes, it's funny, but sadly it is also very close to what is really happening in the UK...

1. Teaching Maths In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100..
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?

2. Teaching Maths In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 80% of the price.
What is his profit?

3. Teaching Maths In 1990
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80.
How much was his profit?

4. Teaching Maths In 2000
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20.
Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Maths In 2005
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habit of animals or the
preservation of our woodlands.
Your assignment: Discuss how the birds and squirrels might feel as the
logger cut down their homes just for a measly profit of £20.

6.. Teaching Maths In 2009
A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be
offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the
felling licence. He is also fined a £100 as his chainsaw is in breach
of Health and Safety legislation as it deemed too dangerous and could
cut something.. He has used the chainsaw for over 20 years without
incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence
and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal.
His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government
agencies. He protests and is taken to court and fined another £100
because he is such an easy target.

When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have cut down half his
wood to build a camp on his land. He tries to throw them off but is
arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned and
fined a further £100. While he is in jail again the Gypsies cut down
the rest of his wood and sell it on the black market for £100 cash.
They also have a departure BBQ of squirrel and pheasant and leave
behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting.

The forester on release is warned that failure to clear the fly tipped
rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence. He complains and is
arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced
£12,000 plus VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated government
contractor.

Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be
arrested and fined before he realises that he is never going to make
£20 profit by hard work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the
state for the rest of his life?

7. Teaching Maths In 2010
A logger doesn’t sell a lorry load of timber because he can’t get a
loan to buy a new lorry because his bank has spent all his and their
money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub- prime
mortgages in Alabama and lost the lot with only some government money
left to pay a few million pound bonuses to their senior directors and
the traders who made the biggest losses.

The logger struggles to pay the £1,200 road tax on his old lorry
however, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions
regulations and he is forced to scrap it.
Some Bulgarian loggers buy the lorry from the scrap merchant and put
it back on the road. They undercut everyone on price for haulage and
send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves
and their relatives. If questioned they speak no English and it is
easier to deport them at the governments expense. Following their
holiday back home they return to the UK with different names and fresh
girls and start again. The logger protests, is accused of being a
bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is
forced to pay £1,500 registration fees as a gang master.

The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as
bonus's are not cheap. The parliamentarians feel they are missing out
and claim the difference on expenses and allowances.
You do the maths..

8. Teaching Maths 2017
أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من اجل 100 دولار. صاحب تكلفة
لانتاج 80 من All of the company's business is conducted
according to the British International Freight Association standard
trading conditions (2005A) in the case of Freight Forwarding business;
the Institute of Chartered Shipbrokers standard trading conditions
(2007) in the case of Ship's Agency business; the Road Haulage
Association Limited conditions of carriage (2009) in the case of Road
Haulage business; the United Kingdom Warehousing Association contract
conditions for logistics (2006) in the case of Warehousing business and
if the goods are being handle d by a third party carrier then in
accordance with the terms of business of that carrier.

In the event of any conflict between the terms and conditions of the
third party carrier and the other above conditions, Warrant Group
Limited will determine in its absolute discretion which of the terms
and conditions shall prevail. A copy of the relevant terms and
conditions is available upon request.

By entering into any contract with Warrant Group Limited you will be
deemed to have knowledge of those terms and conditions and to have
accepted them to the exclusion of any terms and conditions you may
purport to impose on Warrant Group Limited.

Company Registration No. 1941659 England.

All of the company's business is conducted according to the British
International Freight Association standard trading conditions (2005A)
in the case of Freight Forwarding business; the Institute of Chartered
Shipbrokers standard trading conditions (2007) in the case of Ship's
Agency business; the Road Haulage Association Limited conditions of
carriage (2009) in the case of Road Haulage business; the United
Kingdom Warehousing Association contract conditions for logistics
(2006) in the case of Warehousing business and if the goods are being
handled by a&nb sp;third party carrier then in accordance with the
terms of business of that carrier.

In the event of any conflict between the terms and conditions of the
third party carrier and the other above conditions, Warrant Group
Limited will determine in its absolute discretion which of the terms
and conditions shall prevail. A copy of the relevant terms and
conditions is available upon request.

By entering into any contract with Warrant Group Limited you will be
deemed to have knowledge of those terms and conditions and to have
accepted them to the exclusion of any terms and conditions you may
purport to impose on Warrant Group Limited.

Company Registration No. 1941659 England.